It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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