Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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