ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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