Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love having hate sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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