where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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