So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
please don't ironically join a cult
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