what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This is my gift to your gina
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
