I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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