We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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