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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just threw up on my dentist

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(770): View more from Georgia

The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.

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(914): View more from New York

I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.

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(443): View more from Maryland

We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage

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