I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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