i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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