atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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