sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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