we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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