So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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