I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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