shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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