Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
well you can't waste a boner
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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