pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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