I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She's just so happy...and so naked.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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