R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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