I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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