Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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