i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
