i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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