im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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