Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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