Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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