I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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