if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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