i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
