I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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