I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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