I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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