He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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