There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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