I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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