I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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