trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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