And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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