If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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