**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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