So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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