Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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