So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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