me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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