I don't think brook has ever known best
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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