Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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