There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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