found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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