Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
