I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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