Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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