I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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